Hilarious! THE Theories OF THE MOON that has gone viral

This post is absolutely hilarious and has gone viral already on the social media. it is just superb and comic. Guys can think of something crazy, trust me naija guys are never idle.
*The Theories OF THE MOON*

-The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
*INEC*

-The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow.
*Abuja Federal High Court*

-The sighting of the moon has been altered. A moon sighting committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation).
*Senate*

-The moon has already been sighted tomorrow.
*Lai Mohammed*

-The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo.
*Patrick Obahiagbon*

-The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria.
*Fayose*

-We will create another moon for Nigerians.
*APC*

-Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
*Presidency*

-We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
*Niger Delta Avengers.*

-We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky.
*Boko Haram*

-Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We already have evidence.
*EFCC*

-We have several designs of the moon for sale.
*China*

-We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
*US*

Happy Sallah to all, Our holiday continues!!!