*The Theories OF THE MOON*
-The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
*INEC*
-The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow.
*Abuja Federal High Court*
-The sighting of the moon has been altered. A moon sighting committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation).
*Senate*
-The moon has already been sighted tomorrow.
*Lai Mohammed*
-The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo.
*Patrick Obahiagbon*
-The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria.
*Fayose*
-We will create another moon for Nigerians.
*APC*
-Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
*Presidency*
-We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
*Niger Delta Avengers.*
-We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky.
*Boko Haram*
-Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We already have evidence.
*EFCC*
-We have several designs of the moon for sale.
*China*
-We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
*US*
Happy Sallah to all, Our holiday continues!!!
